Why I Evolved From A Raptor........., Closer Look @ Modern Behaviors & Intent

Traits I share with raptor dinosaurs and reasons why I believe I'm evolved from raptors........



1. I like my eggs over-easy and only eat the yolk part and leave the rest.

2. I deeply enjoy ripping the guts from my opponents.
(and sometimes eating them too, depending on my feeling)

3. When running I tilt my head up and back for more power through the spine.
(a personal truth)

4. I have meat shredding, gnashing teeth...ggrrrr!!!
(thank you feminism)

5. Although not really a "meat-eater", I do like milk and eggs and cheese, which
makes me a lacto-ovo-vegetarian.

6. I eat babies.
(a potential personal truth and its all relative)

7. I have a great sense of smell and will find you no matter where you try to hide.


8. I dislike sleeping in pajama pants.


9. I'm agile and enjoy kicking people like a kangaroo. It's free and very entertaining.


10. I may appear to be smiling but odds are I'm ready to BITE you!

Wow. you sound almost retro_reptilian here
In a good way of course:)

Except that, 'eating babies'.
Awh

As you are a feminine.
Will this become a vogue?

Adhomunculus.
And scarce too:)

Well, I eat eggs....those are chicken babies.

No, I'm not at all a feminist, but find their extreme man-hating rants amusing. When I think of gnashing teeth I always think of feminists.



"I am my own raptor......

Hear me roar......"


I think that was a John Denver song.....

Hildreth, you forgot the one trait you do share with dinosaurs. Your brain is the size of a walnut.

Awh, NOM you seem somewhat Infuriated with Samantha here:)
Or might it be Infatuated?

Yeah, John Denver is like 'Country' Isn't he?
He made a really cool tune with Pavarotti? (was it)
I liked that one.

and i guessed that it was eggs you was referring to before.
But as I didn't want to spoil the fun :)

that isn't even funny

I guess my brain is actually bigger than your manhood then....amazing!!


No wonder you're so busy spouting off in this forum......you must be ashamed......and rightfully so.....

ah, the way you two fight .
I kind'a'luvit.

Sarcasm is just the first letter:)
I'm booked and hooked.
The show must (I insist) go on::))

As soon as you came near, it just shriveled

I guess Samantha is just angry that her manhood is so small .

- Gehn

Awh Gehn, how about one at a time?

But if you're saying that she is one feisty fiery female.
Oh boy, you got it right :)

I kind of like it though ::))
It's much needed.
Everywhere.

You need to get out more yor_on

Nope, I'm having fun just here :)
It may not be physics but it sure is physical ::))

And don't tell me you're bored NOM

Samantha,

Most of your similarities with raptors are behavioral. I suspect this is a case of convergent evolution - you share raptor qualities because you occupy the same niche near the top of the food chain that raptors once had. If we analyzed your skeletal structure and DNA I bet we'd discover your last common ancestor with raptors occurred millions of years before raptors even came on the scene.

We can't deflesh you even though that would very cool and raptorlike, so instead you'll have to post x-ray images of your skeleton. Especially important will be views from multiple angles of your skull and upper vertebra, as you made specific arguments about your teeth and the tilt of your head. I don't know what to do about the DNA analysis - I certainly don't have the facilities or equipment. I think you'll need to send a cheek swab and a lot of cash to some lab...

Until this thread, I didn't realise that I'd probably enjoy kicking people like a kangaroo ...